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Duelling Umbrellas

I’m just gonna put this out there: anyone carrying an umbrella that spans almost the entire width of the sidewalk should require a licence to do so. While we may not have any written “sidewalk laws,” there are certain unspoken rules that most pedestrians observe, like staying to the right-hand side of whatever direction you’re travelling in and no heel-gating. I’d also like to add if your umbrella can take my umbrella out, you should be the one required to lift yours out of the way. And for the love of god, while operating ginormous umbrellas, please don’t text and walk; that’s walk-rage waiting to happen. ;p

(Originally posted November 29th on Facebook)

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